Friday 21 September 2007

What to do when church bores you

Go clubbing with your gay friends and unchurched friends. Dance, let them hug you, buy them drinks and -with them- sing at the following at the top of your voice (add gesture):

Call on me, call me
call on me, call me
call on me, call me
call on me, call me
call on meeeee,
I'm the same boy (girl) I used to be

I'm the same girl I used to be

call on me, call me
call on me, call me
call on me, call me
call on me, call me
call on meeeee,

I'm the same girl I used to be...


Cry some salty tears if you must. But go to the toilet for that. Declare your love to your friends with the excuse of "being drunk". Listen to them declaring love back to you. Drink water before you go to sleep. Trust in the Lord.

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